The idea
Long copy is dead, apparently. So this is ten of them, for a lamp that only turns on when you stop talking, a dating app with no photos, and eight other things I would buy immediately.
Written between 3 and 4am across ten nights. Edited exactly once.
The work
A lamp that only turns on when you stop talking.
It is not a smart lamp. It is not listening for a wake word. It is listening for the sound of you finally shutting up, which is a different technology entirely, and considerably harder to sell.
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